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Medical Demotivational Poster

COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!

TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?


LAUGHTER - Not always the best medicine

TAGS: medical clowns
Rating: 2.39/5

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xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:12 pm
this guy is like "man, you're f*** up!"
The Joker - January 6, 2009, 12:12 pm
Wrong. It's -always- the best medicine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho ho hi hi hi hi hi hi hahahahaha.


Crotchety's Medical Dictionary -

TAGS: crotchety medical dictionary restless leg
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:18 am
You could've taught Paul Reubens a thing or two, lol.... oh, jeez, this is going nowhere good :-D
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:16 am
that is why I play with myself... to prevent "public twitching" 5L COC
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 12:37 pm
Thanks Capt. Glad you like. I believe a leg twitching is its way of begging for activity lest it dies. Just like any body part... twiddling thumbs... uh, I'll stop there, lol.
CaptMickeyd - May 16, 2013, 11:13 am
I've always thought this as well. If your legs are restless, go do something with them.

NAZKA LINES - The same as a Bat Signal for Aliens.

TAGS: i am a medical marvel hmmm yeah boyee
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:58 pm

MEDICAL ERRORS - Yes, Mr. Jones, we're going to have to run that colonoscopy just one more time.

PROSTATE EXAM - Even monkeys have them

TAGS: medical monkeys animals
Rating: 1.48/5


TAGS: women medical condition
Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Airman - March 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
lol. Gracias Senor
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 11:20 am
OR the puppy with closed eyes could be a b**** with closed eyes meaning it's female with closed eyes which links back to the woman who, I a**ume, slept-walked with closed eyes . . . Thank me for the explanation only when you have that untreated woman...
Airman - March 28, 2012, 11:14 am
he looks like he's sleep walking.. consider it artistic license.. or too lazy to go find another image
GirlsWithCarrots - March 27, 2012, 9:42 pm
I don't get it. Well, I do, but what's with the puppy?

DR STRANGE - I didn't spend six years in Strange Medical School to be called *Mr Strange*!!

Life or death -

TAGS: medical bracelet browser delete safe
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 4:14 am
Yep, but please make sure I'm dead...it'll take too much effort to find all them sites again. Teehee
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 4:12 am
Burn baby burn!
EmilioDumphque - December 5, 2013, 2:00 am
Ain't dat da trooth!
Silverheart - December 4, 2013, 8:34 pm

To be safe, soak my 'puter in gasoline and torch it.



TAGS: medical humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - September 8, 2015, 11:26 pm
Ye spelling is still way off. It's spelt Henny Youngman.
nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 11:18 pm
Dangerfield. Pity, I can't edit.
nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 11:18 pm
This is like a rodney dengerfield joke. He's the guy who invented the joke "Take my wife. Please."
lgvernon - June 1, 2013, 1:30 pm

5OOOOOOOOOOO glad to be making them again! Thanks, RL!~
Reality Lord - June 1, 2013, 1:11 pm

5ooooooooooooo glad to be seeing these again :)



TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 9:42 am
LOL! Nice double entandre, Cern! groooaaaaan! 5 ROTFL lions!


TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:52 am



TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:43 am
Hey, you never know. Stranger things have happened.
GaryO - December 13, 2014, 7:12 pm
Hay, I’m no cricket. Connie makes a fin posture, always. Just welcoming him to the curb. (word has no idea what you are trying to say.....it just fixes what yer not saying)
Cannabal - December 13, 2014, 6:04 pm
Sum poasturz r so good they trandsend there speling airerz.
GaryO - December 13, 2014, 10:54 am
Heh...'them' what?



TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 30, 2017, 10:46 am
Thanks, cern! I suspect that many of those are fake but funny as hell anyway.
concern3 - March 30, 2017, 7:25 am
JW try “old ads”
mizzdizz - March 30, 2017, 7:24 am
The easily offended complain about modern douche/feminine hygiene ads being offensive haven't studied the history of advertising! chuckle, chuckle... Good find, Cern! Thanks for sharing!
JesusWept - March 30, 2017, 4:24 am
Where did you find that pic??


TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 28, 2017, 8:10 am
HAHAHAH....oops! ^^^^^Up




TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 2, 2015, 4:44 pm
5 LOL 'cern

Health Care -

TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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Whitneymr - September 16, 2017, 6:53 am
Actually enygma it was a Wallet Biopsy.
enygma - July 3, 2017, 2:40 pm
The first procedure performed in hospitals is a Radical Walletectomy.



TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 20, 2016, 10:40 pm
I'm having one of my many "fantasy moments" again...

cotton mouth -

TAGS: medical cannabis
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:27 am
To hell with the carnival! I'm gonna stay home pretend I'm on my own ferris wheel, man.


TAGS: medical
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - February 11, 2016, 5:52 pm


TAGS: medical
Rating: 4.72/5

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concern3 - February 7, 2016, 5:04 pm
I believe the punch line is "where were you last week when I was in the p**** willows"
MissPriss - February 7, 2016, 2:41 pm
Reminds me about a joke I know about golfers, off the green, the bush and b***ercups. d***ed if I can remember the punch line...teehee. 5er 'cern.


TAGS: medical
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - January 20, 2016, 12:26 pm

...then again....lol
lgvernon - January 20, 2016, 7:43 am

Good to know. Very good to know.